I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your

future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.

The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars. You're faced with the

McDonald's side mission. Do you, A, join the ever-growing

Q, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's?

Detouring to McDonald's. Start your side mission today.

We've taken all my radio shows and done a bit of editing and tightening.

It's a walkdown memory lane.

I know because people find new things quite frightening.

Hello and welcome to Frank Skinner's Radio Days.

We are still in 2009.

I know, with Emily and dear old Gareth.

In this episode, the texting is questions for the 2009, I know, with Emily and dear old Gareth.

In this episode, the texting is questions for the world's tallest man that he's never been asked before.

There's some real crackers, I'm told. Enjoy.

Welcome, this is the Frank Skinner Absolute Radio Show.

See me struggling to remember what it was.

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