We've taken all my radio shows and done a bit of editing and tightening.

It's a lockdown memory lane. I know because people find new things quite frightening.

Hello and welcome to Frank Skinner's Radio Days.

The best bits are from 2010 this week.

And I make a laundry revelation that disgusts the whole team.

Enjoy.

I'm going to open by, this isn't going to be rude.

I just went to the toilet and not sitting here.

I mean, before I, I wouldn't, I didn't just go and dig all, no, I'm not there, give it a couple of hours and what with evaporation. So, I was in the, and there's a mirror in the toilet, obviously, and, oh, it's unflattering that mirror. Is it? Yeah. You haven't seen the mirror in the men's toilets? Oh, haven't I? Or haven't you? Ah, ah, ah, we didn't have a jingle for that sound so I had to do it in my mouth. I don't think anyone would have noticed, to be honest. So, that's the morning. Oh, goodness. So let's start the sound ago. You're in the toilet. Looking in the mirror, right? I've done everything. I'm looking in the mirror just as what the one does before leaving.

And this morning I'm wearing a pinstripe jacket with a grey sweatshirt underneath. And I realise

that that is basically Chris Evan's chic. And I never, I would never wear a, I'd never wear a

shiek. I would never wear a sweatshirt under a pinstripe jacket.

I mean, and it reminded me of that, you know, have you seen that TV advert that he's got

in the moment for his radio show?

And basically, it's him playing, it's all these people really loving the show, right?

But he's playing twist and shout by the Beatles. So you can see, and he's like singing along, but his mic's not off, but he's singing along, right? So you can't hear him singing along, but you can in the studio. And like, there's people up dancing in the street, Terry Wogan's having a great time. And I'm thinking to myself, this is not an advert for Chris Evans, is it? This is not saying people like, this is an advert to say people like the Beatles. Right? Because as soon as he says, good morning, great Britain, the advert ends with the suggestion. Then everyone's gone, oh no. And they've changed over straight away. So who does an advert saying, the Beatles, very popular. And he's wearing a spotty shirt, I noticed in that advert. Well, at least he's not wearing a grey sweatshirt under a pinstripe jacket. But that pinstripe jacket, I like it, because it's quite casual. It looks like you might have found it on the tube, like... Found it on the tube? No, but it's got that casual look to it, which I quite like. But found it on the tube. It's not casual. That suggests that homeless persons has had their dog wrapped in it. Maybe. I've got wardrobe stress at the moment, though, much worse than yours. Because you know I've got this posh new job. Oh, yes. Yeah. In case you don't know, Emily works for In-Style magazine. Yeah. Not in Stye magazine, which would have been like that sort of pig-breeding journal. That would have been marvellous. Or In-Soul magazine about odour eaters. Yeah, I did think that it was called In-Sol. That was a genuine mistake. But anyway, so everyone's so fashionable there, Frank.

Well, they're going to be.

Yeah, they're amazing, these girls.

So I have this terrible wardrobe crisis.

I'm not going out.

I'm spending every night in doing wall charts of what my wardrobe is going to be for the next day.

So say if you wore the same outfit twice in consecutive days, which I often, I always think, as a shirt, has got two days in it, right?

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