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Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win a five-night trip to the New York comedy festival while you're there too

Bird, I've run out of time

Absolute absolute radio

Frank Skinner, on Absolute Radio

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean, an Alan Cochran of all people

And none of whom have received a mention in the Queen's birthday on us

No

Not that I'm aware of

Yeah, you have to do a bit of handyman work for the Queen really to get

Oh, do you?

Well Gary Barlow's got, was he got CB OBE?

He just turned into the Queen's party organiser

Yeah, apparently

And his management

I think he's like...

What was the name of that?

It's Halloween

It's Halloween the leather song we used to talk about the leather strap

I don't know, but we didn't talk about that ever

The pet of George I

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