Francis Scott Key | Too Many Tabs

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

With the collapse of a major bridge in the Baltimore Harbor this week, Mr. P discovered that Mrs. P never learned about Francis Scott Key or why a Baltimore bridge would be named after him in Catholic School.

Using every tab possible, Mr. P explains the highlights of Francis Scott Key's most famous moment in life, the poem he wrote, the drinking song he ripped off, and then the most shocking surprise of them all happens acapella style.

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0:00.0	It's too many tabs.
0:01.7	We're back again for another episode where a husband and wife duo sit across from each other
0:05.6	and they share information about a topic that they have studied all across this week.
0:11.4	And how do they do that?
0:12.3	They do that by going to a library, by going on the internet, by just asking around to people they know.
0:17.7	And they open too many tabs on their screen and then slowly they close each of
0:21.2	those tabs as they tell the person across from them all about that information. Oh, you're closing
0:25.6	them? I've been closing them. Oh, that's wild. Do you just leave all of the tabs open forever?
0:30.2	Sometimes. Baby, that's, that's too many tabs.
0:36.1	Too many thoughts and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. Too many tabs. Too many throats and too many scammers that we wish weren't real.
0:40.9	Too many cons and too many spammers
0:43.3	and we're starting to feel like we've got
0:45.8	too many tabs, oh, Benet's,
0:51.0	too many tabs.
0:55.0	Remember to smile.
0:59.1	We're back for another episode, Mrs. P.
1:02.3	Did we ever leave?
1:03.6	I've just been in this room.
1:05.3	Recording podcasts.
1:06.6	I know.
1:06.8	That's all we do.
1:07.3	Day in and day out.
	...

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