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🗓️ 11 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.6 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
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| 0:13.9 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Linens. |
| 0:18.3 | Thank you. Desi Leidick. |
| 0:35.4 | Welcome to the Navy show. |
| 0:36.4 | I'm Desi Leidick. |
| 0:38.4 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:41.5 | Donald Trump wakes up on the wrong side of the tanning bed. |
| 0:45.3 | Lewis Black gets a restraining order on the number six and seven. |
| 0:47.6 | And great news on the gender gap. |
| 0:51.6 | Female reporters are now earning 20% more insults than men. Go, girls. |
| 0:53.1 | Let's get right into the headlines. |
| 0:59.0 | After some big losses in this year's elections, Donald Trump has decided to focus less on bringing back the rush hour franchise and focus more on real kitchen table issues like affordability. |
| 1:12.0 | So last night he held an affordability themed rally at where else a casino. |
| 1:16.7 | A place where people famously leave with more money than they came in with. |
| 1:22.0 | This is an important issue that affects all Americans, So President Trump, let's hear your solution. |
| 1:29.5 | Which is better? |
| 1:30.4 | Sleepy Joe or Crooked Joe? |
| 1:35.9 | We have 20,000 people I say, which are you like? |
| 1:39.3 | Sleepy Joe or Crooked Joe? |
| 1:41.7 | Typically, Crooked Joe wins. |
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