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You're ducking these things and let me tell you what's going to happen.

You keep doing that. No one up here is going to call you Donald Trump anymore.

We're going to call you Donald Duck.

Oh gosh, that's funny.

That's really fun. Do you write your own material?

Do you? Because that is so French.

Any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me as long as we're hitting these phenomena

the height of their popularity.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

Now some people think the members of the GOP caucus aren't interested in anything logical.

One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby, the size, the change of rain.

Is Alfred Pennyworth putting it in the dark night?

I love movie quotes.

That is for the debate.

As the UN ambassador, you literally put $50,000 on curtains.

I need to lay down a gas tax increase and believe that you are not serious people.

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