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On the beach. From everywhere you're... From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

It's the best of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela.

Here we go, here we go.

From the greatest country in the world, broadcasting as we always do,

from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City. It is a special Memorial Day

edition of Fox Across America. I, Jimmy Falla, the host of this very program, I am off. I am

home on Long Island, paying my respects and appreciation and gratitude to the men and women who put on the uniform and served this country and fought for our freedoms.

But today, in their honor, we have put together a best of episode that will feature some of the best people I know in this country, some of the proudest patriots, some of the brightest thinkers, some of the people who have made the most of the unique American privilege that our troops fight for every day to protect.

It is Memorial Day. We are honoring them. It's an all-skate. Remember when you went to the roller rank back in the day? Did you do that?

Or they have like, just the boys and just the girls, just the couples, just the kids,

just the, you know, and then eventually they'd have an all skate and everyone could just

jump in. Everybody can skate it once again. That's this with the show is. It's an all

skate. Everybody's welcome. We can't do the individual classes, you know, and he used to be like, just the boys, just to go, if you did that now, it'd go on for months, just the they's, just the thems, just the non-binary, two-spirit

furries.

What the hell is the world coming to?

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