Everybody talks about the bridge over troubled waters, and that's good, but sometimes the

bridge is a native wood.

Sometimes it's made of frosted cherryweets or miniature troves, and sometimes the troubled

water is just milk, and sometimes metaphors collapse right underneath your feet.

Welcome to the empty wall, a meditative podcast about cereal.

My name is Justin McRoy, and I am a cereal enthusiast.

My name is Dan Goubert, and I am a walking cereal almanac of sorts.

We are going to take the next few minutes, and we're going to focus them on cereal, and

we would kindly invite you to do the same.

You can just relax and think of nothing, but cereal.

We hope that provides you some respite.

I hope it provides us some respite.

It's a circle of giving.

We're going to talk about news.

We're going to review some new cereals, and we're just going to think about cereal for

a little bit.

This is all give ourselves permission to do that.

Dan, I couldn't be more excited about this first news.

One of our big grand slam cereals from 2020 is getting a spiritual successor.

We all remember oatmeal cream pie cereal, the collaboration between Kellogg's and Little

Debbie that was first announced last September, and eventually hit stores right around December,

I believe.

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