You throw open your window and a warm breeze starts to roll in.

You sniff or fresh cut grass or, hey, depending on your region, but the only thing that fills

your nostrils is the delicious cinnamon sugar. Air, you're floating on a cloud of cinnamon

sugar dust and all around you turn on your spigots what comes out the faucet. It's not

water, it's milk. No, for you're not dreaming. You're just in the empty bowl, a meditative

podcast about cereal. My name is Justin McAroy and I'm a cereal enthusiast. My name is Dan

Gubert and I am a cereal man with a cereal plan. Well, Dan, I don't want to waste anybody's

time except, you know, in the intentional way that we waste time on this show, which is

to say this is a restful time for you to unwind to maybe mute your phone. You dim the

lights a little bit, just relax and think about cereal. Maybe go to sleep, if you're going

to go to sleep, I bid you fair tidings on those, on those, those dreams seas. Those amber

waves of grains. Of amber waves of grain, that's beautiful. Thank you, Dan. We're going

to do a cereal news. We're going to talk about cereal reviews and then some more freeform

cereal discussion. Just kind of keep it loose. But first, Dan, I don't want to make you

jump through any hoops. So let's talk about some loops. This is some very big news that

occurred this past week in the cereal world because, well, I think cow logs was inspired

by general mills is sort of Dunkeroo's switcheroo where they brought back something that has

been very popular and on the lips of many online petition writers for some time. This

October will mark the return of fruit loops cereal straws. This is the first time we'll

be seeing these in American stores at least for 12 years now after they were discontinued.

Wow, that's quite a gap. Yeah, I mean, it's retro. Does that classify as a retro remix?

Oh, man. I don't know what qualifies anymore. Yeah. But I think in the minds of many, it

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