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Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Former President Trump's Press Conference.

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Today we are live in front of the Gator Christian Church off the I-95 in Florida for Former President Trump's first press conference since leaving office. Thank you to our dedicated team of reporters, Guy Stevenson Jimmy Tingle, Sharon Barr, Ricky Garay, Judith Kargbo, Cathy Ladman, Bonnie Burns and Toni Anita Hull. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:04.0

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

0:09.0

Oh God.

0:10.0

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

0:15.0

Cool, that was close.

0:16.0

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

0:19.0

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay.

0:56.8

Things people love. T's and Cs apply. Exclus vehicles.

1:00.3

This is Tony Romo with ABC News.

1:03.2

Coming to you live from in front of the Gator Christian Church off the I-95 in Florida.

1:08.8

Any moment, French President Trump will take the podium

1:11.1

to take questions from the press.

1:17.6

Hello, it is our French President Trump

1:20.7

and I am here for the weekly French President Trump

1:24.2

press conference.

1:26.6

I shall now take questions from the press.

1:30.3

Ask me a question.

1:33.3

Go ahead. Usually you will want to ask me a question.

1:37.3

Hello?

1:39.3

Okay, I have one. I have one.

1:43.3

Mr. President, Jimmy Tingle here with the Boston accent.

1:46.0

Mr. President, 22-year-old Amanda Gorman, President Biden's inaugural poet, had a tremendous impact.

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