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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

As Buffy makes final preparations for Joyce's services, Dawn is embittered by how much of a fucking Capricorn Buffy is being! I mean- let a girl choose some freaking flowers, Buffy- My GLORY! The friction drives a wedge between them, as each retreat into their own grief.

After her mother is laid to rest, Dawn attempts to get WIllaralow to do some resurrection magic, but when Tara is a world of HELL-NO! Dawn begs borrows and steals to perform a ritual to bring Joyce back from beyond!

Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we talk as thunder makes a sassy guest appearance, Ben the negative 21 year old intern inspires a sick burn, and Alaina becomes VERY pro-Angel!

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0:00.0	You're listening to a morbid network podcast.
0:09.0	Previously on Re-Watcher,
0:11.0	Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:14.0	This episode is even more intense than I remembered.
0:20.0	You have the box of tissues, right?
0:22.0	Because you know we're going to start crying. I do and while we're on the subject that relates in no way
0:26.6	Kirstie is a loose-lipped beaitch am I right?
0:29.6	It because they didn't like being emotionally manipulated at that time I did.
0:33.0	Hello I'm super mature now I drink rum and have puberty-induced mood swings.
0:39.0	This bitch doesn't cry at anything, like it takes a lot.
0:45.6	That shit knocker Kevin Berman called her a freak in front of everybody.
0:49.4	Boilin still comes down your chimney and eats your cookies, but he also doesn't bowels you.
0:54.0	And he steps towards her, just like, dick out.
0:57.0	All right, I saw that. Stop wasting my time.
0:59.0	Yeah, I see what you're doing here.
1:01.0	There wasn't even spicy music on the radio to help her.
1:03.4	Palerant to be now Donnie, Palimento Bee.
1:07.0	Wow.
1:09.0	Wow. I started the job that it was a sad job.
1:12.0	Who was a sad job. Wow, wow. Wow. Wow.
1:17.1	Wow.
1:17.1	Wow, that was so sad.
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