Forests
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2015
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:30.5 | Hello everybody. Thank you for coming out tonight on this festive Halloween occasion. |
| 0:45.0 | This one will go out on November 12th, so it won't have a Halloween theme at all, but |
| 0:48.6 | we wanted to make it spooky anyway by having it in the back of a comic book store. |
| 0:53.0 | Are we bored? Have we started? Oh, okay. Let's not have the theme song this week. Let's |
| 1:00.6 | just jump right in. Hooray, Hooray, everybody. Welcome to the new class. |
| 1:06.0 | The sluice comp front of the nerd melt here located right near an alley in front of a very |
| 1:13.3 | depressed fire department over here. Very thin entrance way on censored Boulevard in the |
| 1:18.4 | gracious liquor store, vape district of Hollywood, California. Once again, we join hands |
| 1:24.0 | and hearts and try to seek solace in each other's company on this festive Halloween eve, |
| 1:28.6 | eve, eve. And this one will be going out on November 12th, so everything I'm talking |
| 1:34.6 | about now will be irrelevant by the time you hear it, and therefore more important in |
| 1:37.5 | your mind, because you'll have forgotten about it. And one, you didn't know about it to |
| 1:40.3 | begin with, otherwise you wouldn't be listening to the show. If I could describe this |
| 1:44.7 | setting to you here, it's almost like a wizard's lair, or a place you would go to seek |
| 1:52.1 | enchantment if you had very little money and no budget. And not level of mysticism is |
| 1:58.4 | going on here tonight. Kelly, a long time friend of the show, and since the night he read |
| 2:02.4 | Stan, gave me an enormous bottle of vodka for my birthday. Thank you, Kelly. My birthday |
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