Hi and I am your host.

If you're new to... If you're new...

... Hi and welcome to Meanwhile in the future.

I'm Rose and I am your host.

If you're new to Meanwhile in the Future,

which you probably are because this is only our third episode,

here's how it works.

Every week we take a trip into a weird, crazy future that I've made up.

Then we teleport back to now, and we talk about how that specific future might play out,

with the help of some experts. It's fun and sometimes scary but mostly fun. This week we're

going to Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.

We apologize for the delay in this decision.

As you know, the computational capacity of our UNBOT is unrivaled,

but we're asking it to solve extremely difficult problems for us.

In this case, the risk analysis and scenario run-throughs took a bit

longer than we expected, but we're finally here to let UNBOT describe its

decision. As agreed, UNBOT's decision will be final.

We have learned the hard way what ignoring its orders might do,

and I don't need to remind you all the vote we all took

placing full power in the hands of UNBot. Its algorithms are final. With that, I will let

the bot describe the your problem of war. I regret to inform you that no simulation eliminate

war completely. None of them will eliminate death. None of them will stop humans from killing each other.

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