No dude, it's like Bound Chicoowowow like porn. Okay. How is that noise like porn?

That's porn. You've you've seriously never heard anyone say that like say a silly little song about porn. No, I've not what?

There they are my brave fellow combatants.

Hi you lie. I gotta tell you guys. I gotta say I had my doubts. I was up all night thinking why don't we just not you know?

But you know now that we're here and now that we're doing it. It just it feels good, you know, it feels good

It's just gonna be all out there. I do what what are you talking about? Oh just this week's show

We're gonna talk about all the forbidden places that are podcasts aren't allowed to go like you know

Oh, and whoa, definitely not doing an episode about either of those things nope. Oh Eli

This week's episode is about literally forbidden places you know like monkey Island and stuff like that

For for bin light you can't go there. Yes. Yes. Oh, okay

Well that I honestly that's a little bit of a relief

Why do you have a bunch of pictures of Anthony Bourdain on a whiteboard doesn't matter now Tom doesn't matter now

Hello and welcome to citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and

That's how it works now. I'm no I'm gonna be guiding you through this unofficial tour seesol be unable to join us

But I can't do it without a few accomplices first up. Please welcome my visually impaired lookouts Tom and Eli

Okay, let's see what you did there

Barely do you okay and you telling everyone about my glasses is actually a hippo violation

So you're ready to hear from our lawyer

It's close to a hippo violation doesn't happen one. Yeah, and also of course joining us is the guy who won't admit that

He's too tall to fit inside that bush costume anymore. Okay, still gonna murder Kennedy though. Oh, yeah

No, obviously we can't get started without thanking our patrons because we couldn't do the show if it wasn't for them

And if you'd like to learn how to join their ranks be sure to stick around to the end of the show and with that out of the way tell us Eli

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