Football needs these first-time champs

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

We're here to ponder which schools would be the funniest first-time national champs in college football (oh right, we cover college football). Oregon is not discussed in this context, because Michael Dyer was down. And first, let's discuss the funnest parts of the 2019 Charity Bowl, which allows you to: - help people in need - shame your rivals - force Spencer to get a 1990 Citrus Bowl Champs tattoo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Shutdown Fultcast!
0:06.0	This is the only college football podcast on the internet and that's why we're going
0:11.0	to talk to you today about a very serious college football matter.
0:15.5	That would be making your rival look like the cheap, skimping, uncharitable, selfish
0:24.5	people that they are.
0:26.1	Free loaders on the great paddle wheeler of life, riverboat gamblers who never any up but
0:32.4	are always there to take when the pots divvy up.
0:35.4	That's...
0:36.4	Make it sound sexy.
0:37.4	I did.
0:38.4	I did.
0:39.4	I did.
0:40.4	Handsome men with moustaches roaming the river barges.
0:43.8	Go on.
0:44.8	No, no, no, these are cowards.
0:47.2	But bad.
0:48.2	No, I'm sorry.
0:49.2	Bad, bad.
0:50.2	Cowards with moustaches.
0:52.2	Stolen moustaches.
0:54.2	We have a third one now for some reason.
0:58.5	Cowards with moustaches.
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