Well, mate, we're made it back in one piece.

You are a husk of a man.

Yeah, mate. I feel like I've been up shagging all night except none of the

shagging, none of the pleasure, a lot of discomfort.

Yeah. So you could have just said you've made a lot of effort.

Yeah. Yeah.

But without the reward, it feels like, well, you've had some reward.

We've had the reward.

Yeah. I tell the lie.

So for those who don't know, we are recording this immediately

right after we've arrived home from the airport and we're

constrained to do the podcast.

Yeah.

Most people will have probably seen my video on my football holiday that I've

been on with you.

But what you might not have seen is slash football's videos.

They have also got videos on the whole holiday.

So you definitely want to check them out.

I'll put the link in the description below.

And that's you, maybe I'll tell my voice is cut a fucking ribbons right

now. Sorry about that.

I don't know how it happened.

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