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The Bert Show

Follow Up Thursday: She Wanted To Score A Date With Her Former Step Brother!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today Cassie needs to apologize to EVERYONE in office for this major food faux pas! + She had a crush on her step-brother so we helped her score a date with him. Things were going well in their relationship, but they were hesitant to tell their family. Did they ever come clean? It's #FollowUpThursday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

What do Cassie and Taylor Swift have in common?

0:05.5

Cassie and Taylor Swift?

0:08.0

Mmm.

0:09.0

Mmm.

0:10.0

They're both fabulous individuals.

0:12.0

Yes, but they both have realized lately that they are the problem.

0:16.0

Yes.

0:17.0

It's me.

0:18.0

It's me.

0:19.0

And the problem, it's me.

0:20.0

Listen, I have a little confession that I need to make and an apology.

0:23.0

I need to make to everyone in the office.

0:28.0

I don't like really owning up to when I've done stuff wrong or messed up quote unquote, but...

0:33.0

I can't abilities a bitch, I know.

0:35.0

You know, the thing is, if I make a real agree just error, I have no problem owning up to that,

0:40.0

but it's the little ones that I'm like, I could get away with this.

0:43.0

I won't.

0:44.0

I will put myself on blast.

0:45.0

I did something awful to every coworker in the building, and I didn't mean to, but I did.

0:51.0

Did you get fish in the microwave?

0:53.0

Oh, God, it's close to that, but worse.

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