In 2011, two local dirt bags met outside of a comedy open mic at the Raven Lounge in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

The fatter one needed to borrow money off the bald one.

Now, 14 years later, they're playing the biggest RU garbage show at the Met in Philadelphia.

Their bond over TGI Fridays, cheap beer, scratch-off lottery tickets, and drinking

milk with dinner has led to the creation of the RU Garbage podcast. Get your tickets for a true

celebration of Philadelphia Garbage. Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. So, a little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it to be classy. Yeah. After just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, A. Foley, coming at you on a glorious day. We're out back here at Tootty's in a new edition. She, I really can't get into it right now. Okay. I told her I wouldn't. Is that guy working really? I'm telling you, I just, I want to say, but I can't. Okay. I mean, just respect her privacy at this difficult time for her.

All right, I will. When she's ready to make it announce with everybody about what's going on, you'll be the first to know. Okay. But for right now, I got to respect what she said to me about what she's doing. Sounds like you're about to tell me. I just got to respect it. Do you want me to tell you? No, I don't want to know. That's her business. And also, you know, don't let the bozos out there, no.

It's a family business.

We've got to respect it. Do you want me to tell you? No, I don't want to know. That's her business. And also, you know, don't let the bozos out there.

Now it's a family business.

We've got to circle the fucking wagons a little bit. If it's that serious. It's kind of messed up. Okay. Well, then I don't want to hear it. Sure? Yeah, I don't. You're kind of involved.

We're all kind of involved.

Just by, you know.

Association.

Yes.

My name somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Not happy about that. I'd rather if it's going to bring up legal consequences, I'd rather wait to last. She might have mentioned your name specifically. Sure. But I told her I wouldn't say anything. Okay. My coes is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode, just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just to where you like it. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. Ooh, hey gang, shout out to you. As always, please make sure you read, view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, baby.

Boys are climbing through the charts.

Then obviously-

Hanging in there in them charts.

Hanging in, baby.

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