The Bachelor reality TV franchise is a top show with American conservatives because it reinforces antiquated ideas of love.

Where 12 people go at each other's throats for the top prize, a hand in marriage to a stranger.

As the most heteronormative show on TV with the blandest contestants,

it came as a bit of a surprise when Colton Underwood,

one of the series' top contestants, came out as gay,

along with a tell-all book, sharing every juicy detail of his sex life.

Colton is now on the talk show circuit, promoting his new book,

where he declares, I've hated myself for a long time. Well, Colton is now on the talk show circuit promoting his new book where he declares,

I've hated myself for a long time. Well, Colton, that makes two of us. Today, we're taking a look

at queer baiting on reality TV dating shows, the all-new gay bachelor Colton Underwood, a shot

of love with Tila Tequila, and Robert Sepulveda Jr., the Instagram escort

who was the prize pig on logos Finding Prince Charming.

Plus, plastic surgeons report a growing number of teens want to look like their Instagram filters in real life.

Before Michael Stipe became a pop music legend with R.E.M., he regularly showed up as

Dr. Frankenfeiter at screenings of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. And Chris Crocker's masterpiece viral

video, Leave Brittany Alone, sells for $41,000 in cryptocurrency. I'm Faustofurnos. I'm Mark Fillion.

And this is Feast of Fun.

We now return to Vincent Price's The Bachelor.

Does Vincent want a husband who's all about drama?

Or does he want someone like me?

I'm like totally hot shit, you know?

Uh-huh.

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