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All Things Internet's podcast

Flynn's Party, Nikita Drama, and Youtube Rewind

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy

4.86.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

A lot happened this week! Flynn had his 1st birthday party, Joey threw a Christmas party that ended in a chase scene with Nikita Dragun, Youtube Rewind was a bust, Taylor Swift dropped a Christmas Song, and both Instagram and Twitter made updates. There's more but I'm tired of typing.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:06.1

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0:11.6

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0:16.3

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0:18.2

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0:20.2

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0:24.0

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0:29.0

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0:50.8

Whoa, welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Bellinger. This is a show where we talk about things we see on the internet that usually have to do with the internet, but we don't back check or research anything. I am here with my mom say hi mom.

1:08.2

Hi, for those watching she is dressed like a dog. I am indeed, because I just came from a dog party. Flynn had his first birthday party today.

1:20.1

Colleen went all out. It was dog themed. She told everyone to come dressed as dogs. A few people did. A few people didn't. No one came in a full on dog costume except Flynn.

1:30.4

Flynn did. Flynn had a full on dog costume. But they had a cat cake because he likes Gus. So they had everything it was dog themed, everything.

1:41.3

Except the cat. The cake was of Gus. Don't know what it's okay.

1:47.3

All right, but there she went all out all out. She did. It was amazing. The decorations. Like there was gift bags that were in doggy poop bags. There was candy in them. The candy in them. Like everything was themed. Like things you wouldn't think of. I was like, this is genius.

2:00.9

Is a case so bowl. The case. Someone asked that in the question. Someone said was the case. Was that case in the toilet. Colleen got a toilet. And I questioned it because my dogs were trained not to put their heads in the toilet.

2:13.6

If you're thirsty, you're a dog. I think you're going to go for the toilet water. It's a flavor. We keep our lids closed on our toilets. Now I do. That's why I think I really had an issue with that. But she was like dogs like to go in the toilets. I was like, I did. Okay. So but she bought it thinking it was going to be a huge fake toilet. And she was going to put the ice in the drinks in it. But then when she got it was really small. So she was like, I will just put like a dip in it. It's like a training toilet. It was a real true training toilet for. And it makes a flushing noise and everything. But she put case so in it.

2:43.2

And then Joy. Joe. Joe. Belissimo. Oh, yeah. Came over and put a tootsie roll or something. And it's like that.

2:51.9

She made a joke at the end where he said he said that should have been bean dip. Oh, like. Oh, I was.

2:57.9

It was gross. It looked like vomit. But it was still pretty funny. Yeah. But yeah. And at the party, Colleen called a rescue place. And was like, do you have any dogs you want to bring that up for a dog piece?

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