Flowers Will Not Grow Well Enough For My Mom To Like Them/The Breakdancing Knight

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.5 • 17.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In part 1 of our season finale, the Story Pirates and the Evil Robot Story Pirates both arrive at StoryTellerCon. Featuring two new stories: “Flowers Will Not Grow Well Enough For My Mom To Like Them”, a song about a high stakes race to grow beautiful flowers before mom gets home from the Bahamas, written by Kendyl, a 9 year old from Indiana, and “The Breakdancing Knight”, a story told in meter about a medieval knight with some modern tricks up his armored sleeve, written by a 12 year old from Georgia named Abel. Fans of Circle Round: find Rebecca and Eric’s new podcast Lions & Legends at lionsandlegends.org We’ve teamed up with Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning for a special story contest to celebrate their new book: Spaghetti Head & Chicken Fingers. To find out more and submit your kids’ stories, visit storypirates.com/mythical The Story Pirates 2026 tour continues! Get tickets at storypirates.com/live June 13 - Ridgefield, CT June 27 and 28 - North Adams, MA Check out a longer, more awesome version of Story Love on YouTube Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-love

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0:00.0	Lemonada.
0:07.0	Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here.
0:10.3	Guess what?
0:11.0	We finally made it to StorytellerCon for part one of our big season eight finale.
0:17.6	Will the story pirates defeat the evil robot story pirates? Or will the evil robot story pirates
0:25.3	um, you know, defeat the story pirates? And of course we have two brand new stories for you
0:31.4	written by kids and another edition of Story Love with Lee and Peter. You know, speaking of stories
0:36.9	before we start,
0:38.0	I have a quick public service announcement for you.
0:41.7	Have you ever heard of the podcast Circle Round?
0:44.3	Yeah, it's one of the biggest podcasts for kids and families
0:47.9	due to the brilliance of the people who make it, Rebecca and Eric.
0:53.5	Well, I wanted to let you know
0:55.5	that Rebecca and Eric from Circle Round
0:57.6	sadly had to leave Circle Round.
1:00.9	But the good news
1:01.8	is that they are starting
1:03.2	a brand new podcast called
1:05.6	Lions in Legends.
1:08.1	Find it at
1:09.2	Lyonsonlegens.org,
1:10.9	and that link is in the show notes
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