Florida Islam (w/ Ismael Loutfi, Patriot Act)
Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Fumi is BACK. This week, comedian and writer Ismael Loutfi gives us the rundown on teen marriage, writing for Patriot Act, and comedy roommates. Then on Mismanagement Consulting, we talk about how to date a white woman in a chill way.
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| 0:00.0 | The Asian Avengers so week. |
| 0:02.0 | So week. |
| 0:03.0 | Asian Avengers. |
| 0:04.0 | So week, so fuckable though, you know? |
| 0:07.0 | Whoa. |
| 0:08.0 | Whoa. There's five Asian guys together. |
| 0:10.0 | Wow. |
| 0:11.0 | Did you ever go through a stealing phrase? |
| 0:13.0 | Do I think everyone should have a gun? |
| 0:15.0 | Maybe. |
| 0:16.0 | Or you can look me up. I don't care. |
| 0:17.0 | I'll fight you. |
| 0:18.0 | You want to get highest bucks? |
| 0:19.0 | You want to get high? You want to get high? |
| 0:20.0 | You want to get high? |
| 0:22.0 | And welcome back to the episode of Asian not Asian |
| 0:24.2 | podcast. |
| 0:26.2 | Podcasts. We're two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues. |
| 0:28.9 | No American cares about I am your host Fumiabe. |
| 0:31.1 | And I'm Mike Nguyen. |
| 0:33.0 | Today is December 12th Saturday. |
| 0:35.6 | It's cold as hell in New York City. |
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