Florida Files: Eaten Alive

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week the boys take a look at the dark side of "The Sunshine State" as Ed Larson serves up some of Florida's most infamous cases of alligator attacks and drug-fueled cannibalism in this, the first-ever: Florida Files.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to. This is the last hot task.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:06.0	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:11.0	Who was that?
0:13.0	Oh, yeah!
0:16.0	Yes! Yes! Man, I'm so... Yes, yes.
0:24.0	Man, I'm so hungry today.
0:26.1	I woke up hungry.
0:27.5	I think I'm going to go down to the, we have that man-made lake that's close here.
0:32.3	And I think I want to consume an 85-year-old woman.
0:36.0	Think about it.
0:37.1	Look about it. Think about it.
0:37.8	I want to pull her down in the water.
0:39.5	Just hear me out this might be crazy.
0:40.9	It might be an intrusive thought.
0:42.5	But I kind of have this inkling.
0:44.7	I've been wanting to do it.
0:45.7	And maybe now that I'm 40,
0:47.6	maybe now it's okay for me to really finally live my dreams,
0:50.6	which I've always wanted to grab an old woman by her cartigan, pull her down into a swamp, roll her
0:55.9	around in the mud, right?
0:57.6	Until she eventually stops kicking. Leave her
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