On this episode of The Flop House, we discuss the Brad's movie, the best doll-inspired film since superstar the Karen Carpenter story.

So, um, we've been having a lot of sort of soft intros recently. Let's do a little more stylish. Let's do a little more hard intro.

From the heart of Brooklyn, it's The Flop House. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm Elliot Kaylin. Yeah, almost professional. Yeah, but yeah.

So, Stuart. And then you abandoned the idea of a hard intro, almost immediately.

I like to keep things loose. I just, I'm, I get afraid that people don't know who we are. Well, is there anything you'd like to say for people who might be coming in for the first time off of the success of Gauker?

The runaway success of your Ziggy thing on Gauker? Let's not want to my own horn, but I made you guys. Yeah.

You did. You can break us if you need to. 10 minutes straight about your Ziggy movie ideas.

I added it down to a tight seven. So, um, would you like to discuss just what the regular thing that we do is?

Yeah, the regular thing that we do here around The Flop House. I sound like an ass. Yeah, sure.

We watch a bad movie. I mean, we discuss it afterwards. Or I don't know if votes are bad. I mean, in this case, I would say bad.

Well, I'm not just saying this case. I mean, sometimes they're not. We watch movies that we assume ahead of time might be bad due to poor financial.

Or, you know, they're not always financial flops. I think you can tell. Sometimes you can just tell.

Which one wasn't like the invasion or something? Um, Mr. Brooks did. No, that was okay. Oh, okay. That's weird.

Let me discuss it. It's like mystery science theater 3000. Only you can't see what we're talking about. You haven't seen the movie.

Which dooms it to failure. Yeah, sure. It's a much more conceptually flawed than mystery science theater. That's a fair way to put it.

So, uh, tonight steward, what are we watch tonight? Uh, we watch the brats movie. Oh, awesome. Are we 12 year old girls? Uh, I'm not know.

Let me check. No, I am at least I'm not one of those things that Elliott glanced down towards his fully clothed crotch.

So, sure. Uh, the thing is that generally I like the same things that 12 year old girls like, you know, stickers, pizza parties, unicorns, unicorns, sure.

Uh, little little statues of horses. Uh, trapper keepers. Yep. Having fights with your friends and then breaking up with them and then becoming friends again.

Yeah, there's, yeah, there's scrunchy things that I would put my little ponytails in. Yeah. Those, uh, troll dolls flat bracelets that slit your wrist open.

Now, I'm just listing things from my own time. I would say that 12 year old girls today don't really worry about slap bracelets on it.

You know, hyper color shirts. You know, since they're busy texting each other and going on the internet. Yeah.

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