Hello, it's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville Factory with Flues News for today.

There's a lot of very important factory news to cover, including updates from the Swoosh Room and to Maintenance Department.

So, without further ado, let's get right to it.

Our lead story today is the trouble brewing in De Swoosh Room.

As you may or may not know, De Swoosh room is where we send fizz bars from Fluesville

to Flugerville through the air pipe system. There are pipes twisting and turning all through

the underground cavern and we've had a report of someone putting things in the tubes that are not supposed to be there.

This is very alarming news folks.

The following items have recently been found stuck in one of the pipes.

One upright piano.

A giant ball of tape, a tennis racket, an open umbrella and three bowling balls.

Honestly, I am quite certain it was Waffle and Martha that did it. Those two are driving me bananas.

Ahem. Attention, fizzies of Flusville.

Please do not put pianos,

upright or otherwise,

balls of tape, tennis rackets,

umbrellas open or shut,

or bowling balls inside the swoosh tubes.

They jam to machinery. If you see Martha or Waffle, tell them to stay away from the swoosh room. You may now return to your regularly scheduled factory work. Thank you. Other items that have also been put into the swoosh tubes, but made it all the way to Flugerville are as follows.

Marbles, ping pong balls, doughnuts, pancakes and a pair of pants.

Wait a minute, a pair of my pants?

Waffle and Martha, if you can hear me, stop putting things in the swoosh tubes, you nitwits.

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