I'm David Farrier, a New Zealander who ended up accidentally marooned in America, and

I want to grasp what makes this country tick.

Being new here, there's always this thing looming over me, this fear.

But like with so many fears I have, I don't know if the fear is justified or not, because

I have so many unjustified fears, like that maybe I'll accidentally leave a tap on when

I leave the house so that when I come back, there'll be a flooded kitchen or bathroom.

My other big worry here in America, being sued.

Because the legal system in the United States is scary.

I mean, Americans file 40 million lawsuits a year.

40 million.

Many of those will be frivolous, but that doesn't mean they're not scary.

Corporations spend over 20 billion a year on commercial litigation, which makes sense

when you consider Walmart gets sued about 5,000 times a year, literally.

So get ready to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

This is the suing episode.

This is fun because Dax is normally sitting by us and can't talk.

But we've decided to stretch the limits of the exclusivity contract we have.

Because maybe we'll mic us soon.

Oh my god, a ding ding ding.

What if I got super-dealing the suit?

Right.

I would love that.

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