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🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm David Farrier in New Zealander accidentally marooned in America, and I want to figure |
0:05.1 | out what makes this country tick. |
0:07.5 | Now one of the joys of living in America is getting used to all the things you do slightly |
0:11.6 | differently. |
0:12.6 | So far in flightless bird, I've learned about the importance of tipping, using a leaf |
0:16.3 | blower, getting circumcised and enjoying baseball. |
0:20.2 | All things that never entered my life back in New Zealand. |
0:23.0 | It can be disorientating to encounter so many new ways to do things. |
0:28.2 | And the simplest of things can be different, like boiling some hot water. |
0:32.9 | Here in America, it starts slowly and quietly. |
0:37.2 | A hot stove heating the water inside a kettle until it finally unleashes its ear piercing |
0:42.8 | scream. |
0:45.4 | Since I've been here, I've discovered that America loves keeping it traditional when |
0:49.1 | it comes to boiling water, placing a kettle over the embrace of a hot flame. |
0:54.9 | How do I feel about this? |
0:56.8 | To be honest, I feel a bit like that kettle, a scream building in my throat until it finally |
1:02.3 | unleashes an all out rage. |
1:05.6 | Why? |
1:06.8 | Because in New Zealand, we have the electric kettle. |
1:09.8 | Sitting on the bench top, it boils our water in a matter of minutes. |
1:14.1 | And instead of the ear piercing scream announcing boiling point, the electric kettle just turns |
1:18.7 | itself off. |
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