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🗓️ 28 November 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm David Ferrier in New Zealand to accidentally marooned in America, and I want to figure out what makes this country tick. |
0:07.0 | Now there are some things in America that continue to blow my mind, and one of those is the cereal aisle at the grocery store. |
0:14.0 | It's the sheer scale of it. |
0:16.0 | You gently turn your trolley down a new aisle and suddenly you find yourself enveloped by a wall of cereal on every side. It's overwhelming and inescapable. |
0:25.6 | Boxes and boxes of cereal towering over you as far as the eye can see. |
0:31.0 | Last time I was at Vons I recorded this voice memo. |
0:34.3 | Okay so these are just some of the options we've got here. |
0:37.1 | Corn pops, crave cocoa pebbles, fruit loops, frosted flakes, apple jacks, fruit pebbles, peanut butter crunch, |
0:46.2 | oops, all berries, cookie crisp, tricks, lucky charms, Reese's puff, cinnamon crunch, |
0:52.4 | mini cinnamon crunch rolls, toast crunch, |
0:55.0 | honey hops, vanilla spice cherios, cherios, |
1:00.0 | oat crunch, wheat checks, Crispec cereal, honey bunch of oats, oats and more, rice pockets, corn checks. |
1:08.4 | I'm maybe a tenth of the way down the aisle? Jesus, |
1:12.8 | Raisin' Bran, Laiq, |
1:14.9 | Puffs, Graham, Berry, Albren. |
1:16.8 | Ahh. |
1:18.0 | It's a wonderland of names I'd never heard of before. |
1:22.0 | See, in New Zealand, our main breakfast cereal is wheat bicks. |
1:25.6 | It's New Zealand favourite breakfast. We mix is number one. From here we kiss to |
1:31.9 | runner. It's loved by everyone. |
1:35.0 | Kiwi Kids, |
1:37.0 | A Wheatik Kids. |
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