Flaps, Canter’s, Kid Actors

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Sarah coaxes her pee out in Spanx. Plus, she helps a 9-year-old wannabe actress, curates a list of the most legendary bars and restaurants to draw in LA, and celebrates Sydney’s Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras with a newly out Aussie.

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0:00.0	Lemonada. Hey!
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0:16.0	Hi!
0:17.0	Hey!
0:18.0	Yeah Yeah fuck up!
0:19.0	Hey!
0:21.0	Hi,
0:22.0	Hi everybody it's your old pal Sarah. I was in the past few months has been a lot of
0:27.0	press a lot of gowns a lot of things and I was in a spanks under it. So ridiculous.
0:35.0	And I had to wear spanks under it, not for shape wear reasons.
0:41.0	Not that there's anything wrong with that. But I had to because of
0:46.3	Thai Rub because it was a tight dress and when I can't wear a tight you know
0:51.8	skirt without like shorts or something because I get
0:56.0	thigh rub and it's real it like burns like fire so I was wearing these spanks and then to pee there's a slit in the spanks that you pee through a hole right and I just thought it would be interesting to mention because when you're doing it so I'm like basically holding a gown in my arms and now kind of have to move it to one arm like hold everything and then open up this pea hole
1:30.7	envelope thing at my crotch and then I have to have a conversation with myself
1:38.6	because it feels like you're peeing with pants on and your body's like no no no no no no no no and I'm like no
1:44.8	no no no no trust me and my body's like no no no no no no there's pants on and I
1:50.6	go no no no no just relax trust me. There's an opening and I have to relax and I have to
1:57.8	coax my urine out. That's a lot going on. I have a question to ask you about that. Okay, go on. When you because I've never been able to do that like I feel like it still gets everywhere.
2:12.8	Yeah.
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