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The Empty Bowl

Five

The Empty Bowl

Justin McElroy

Health & Fitness

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

This is the fifth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we taste test redundant Cocoa Puffs and contemplate the ethics of caffeinated cereal.

Transcript

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0:30.0

You've done it once again. You have opened the door of

0:35.8

the tent that you found at the cereal oasis, the camels chewing

0:41.2

shredded wheat of

0:43.2

back in you inside with a craning up in that. Can you have found here on the fluffy pillows of

0:52.3

marshmallow?

0:53.5

Myself, Justin McRoy, a cereal enthusiast.

0:57.6

And myself, Dan Goubert, a quote unquote serial journalist, self titled

1:04.3

Dan, I sound like this this time. Oh, are you that calm?

1:09.2

That's fine. No, I've had a cold when I'm getting over, but that's okay.

1:13.2

What's better for a cold than a nice

1:17.2

relaxing? Actually, you know what? It's funny.

1:20.3

Colds are this is the empty bowl.

1:24.4

Oasis.

1:26.4

About cereal. It's funny being sick is I think one of the few times

1:32.3

that I don't craves here that I couldn't go for a bowl of cereal.

1:36.9

Yeah, usually will like a either ramen or dry waffle.

1:42.4

I usually might go to for for for what I'm sick like a dry blueberry or cinnamon waffle.

1:47.6

Yeah, kind of like a dehydrated pop tart almost at that point, but

1:59.5

like a lot of exciting happenings in the world of cereal. You've been

2:04.8

Oh, I've been practically sweating into my golden grams. It's just

2:09.5

this is the time of year that I call the opening of the milk gates, so to speak, because

2:15.6

it's probably the the second hardest part of the year as a as a on-the-ball cereal journalist,

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