Fishing Guide

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4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0	You're gaslighting, girl bossing, and gatekeeping, which honestly, queen, I respect.
0:03.9	All right, you can have this like fish.
0:05.8	I get this one. Thanks, Emily. These are awesome. This is what I wanted. Do you know how rare an orefish is? Do you have any idea what an orefish is? Yeah, I do. What's an orfish? It's one of those really long, thin fish that swim really deep in the ocean. and recently some of them have been floating to the top of the water in the Atlantic
0:25.1	ocean, which has been concerning some people because they usually stay really low their
0:30.2	entire life.
0:31.5	They get really long.
0:33.3	Wait, what do you?
0:33.9	This is correct.
0:34.8	Do you know anything about orefish?
0:36.0	Yeah, I do know one or two things about orfish.
0:38.3	Really?
0:38.7	Because when you came at me, it kind of seemed like an empty thing.
0:41.5	Well, if you knew anything about orfish, you'd probably have picked the Orfish Lego, which you didn't. Which fish did you pick? It's actually not a Lego. It's a petite brick. What, it's a petite block actually
0:35.7	Petit block.
0:36.5	Yeah.
0:37.1	I got the, and thanks to Emily, I got the excavator, so I'll be doing a lot of projects in my room.
0:42.4	Okay.
0:43.0	Yeah, you're not. actually. Petit block. Yeah. I got the, and thanks to Emily, I got the excavator, so I'll be doing a lot of
0:55.6	projects in my room. Okay. You're not blue- you're not very blue-collar guy. I don't think you're
1:00.2	able to put that together. And I got the spinosaurus, so I'll be doing just fine, actually.
1:05.2	Good thing you chose the spinosaurus because you're spineless orfish.
1:44.2	This isn't even an orfish. I spent 10 minutes staring at all of the options being like, which one's the least lame? What was that saying? There were so many fish ones. Yeah, I know. It's just, it's poor translation. No, that's an orfish, dog. No, that's not an orfish. It's an orfish. Emily, Google Orfish. Hilarious that you're trying, you're trying so hard. See? Have you seen the Orfish River Monsters episode? No. He's down there, and it's incredibly rare to find an orfish. He finds an orfish. He's down there looking at it. By the way, second orfish. I know it's incredibly rare.
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