First Person Diagnosed with COVID-MONKEYAIDS-POX | Guest: Clint Russell, TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2024

⏱️ 120 minutes

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So now we have even more to fear besides COVID — but a mixture of Monkeypox, and AIDS?! Sh*t is getting weird..Also.. Trump went live on X today for the first time since getting banned off (then) Twitter, with Elon Musk as the host — what went down?Clint Russell, TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo join us tonight on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!__ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free...

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0:00.0	Well the first person to be diagnosed with COVID, Monkey Pox, AIDS, flu, vaccine anal
0:06.2	awards which have nothing to do with the previous but the anal awards from the last time
0:09.7	they were in the bunker buster, a piss on me only club in New York they got diagnosed with this crazy
0:16.2	disease and I thought you know the internet is breaking people's literal rectums are
0:21.7	becoming blown out.
0:23.2	It's a crazy time to be alive.
0:24.8	So I invited three men on it to be tonight
0:27.0	who have a lot of experience with being blown out.
0:30.3	The Nephlem Death Squad's on tonight.
0:32.0	I'll introduce it just a few moments.
0:33.4	We've got a shit show for you. It's Monday. It's our first time trying a few guests in the new studio.
0:38.4	Of course, it's not finished. It's sort of, it's the set design right now is like watch your keys and your phone
0:44.8	basically it's all black so we're gonna actually be building upon it. We're making sure
0:49.3	we're representing a crime statistics with our backdrops but we appreciate you being patient with our
0:54.8	pixi dust. Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer. It's approximately, my computer says 11 p.m.
1:00.8	but I think that's the time in New South Wales, but I have no idea. Anyway, let's start the show.
1:05.0	Let's start the show. Oh, What the hell?
1:27.0	hell.
1:28.0	That's the... why are I frozen?
1:35.0	You frozen?
1:37.0	Oh, he has to...
1:38.0	Hey, turn on and off and on his camera on his camera.
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