Well, the first person to be diagnosed with COVID, monkeypox, AIDS, flu, vaccine, anal warts,

which have nothing to do with the previous, but the anal warts from the last time, they were in the bunker buster,

a piss on me only club in New York. They got diagnosed with this crazy disease. And I thought,

you know, the internet is breaking. People's literal, you know, rectums are becoming blown out. It's a crazy time to be alive. So I invited three men out with me tonight who have a lot of experience with being blown out. The Nephlin Death Squad's on tonight. I'll introduce them just a few moments. We've got a shit show for you. It's Monday. It's our first time trying a few guests in the new studio.

Of course, it's not finished. It's sort of, it's, the set design right now is like watch your keys and your phone.

Basically, it's all black. So we're going to actually be building upon it. We're making sure we're representing a crime statistics with our backdrops.

But we appreciate you being patient with our

pixie dust. Anyway, my name's Elijah Schaefer. It's approximately, my computer says 1.11 PM,

but I think that's the time in New South Wales, but I have no idea. Anyway, let's start the show.

Okay. What the hell? What the hell?

That's the... Why are I frozen?

Are you frozen?

Oh, he has to...

Hey, turn on and off and on his camera real fast.

Just turn off and on on the switch.

Let's top.

Turn it on and off, just like off and on the switch one top turn it on and off just like off and on you're fine

hey manual focus

all right this is a long song i know I know.

I know.

I've been a long time.

Brian, make sure that you're so...

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