Hey, asshole, you're out of touch because no one likes Ted.

You know who likes Ted?

Pete, but only a little.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys!

Yeah! It's Monday, and people are pissed at the Vegas Golden Knights Twitter account, and quite frankly, I'm pissed as a result.

Yeah, but I think there's a part of us that's pissed at a different reason.

Why? What's this? Well, for me, I was pissed that they were typing in Boston dialect for the entire fucking day, which is super annoying. Anyway, if you are from Boston and embrace the Boston accent,

if you are not from Boston and embrace the Boston accent. If you are not from Boston and embrace the Boston

accent, if you acknowledge the existence of the Boston accent, unless you are fucking, like,

selfie through and through, if you're southy through and through, then you're awesome. And you do that.

But if you do that, fucking anything else, I'm talking, even my man fucking Tom Hanks doing it. Jamie Lynn Siegler and Entourage, that one scene when she's like, I took this role, but I'm going to have to do a bastin accent. I want to kill Jamie Lynn Siegler in that moment.

What about the Saturday Night Live Casey Affleck thing where it's so over the top that it's kind of funny.

That was good.

That's not over the top.

I've heard when he says, come on.

The accent isn't over the top, but like the caricature of the people.

No, all real.

You've, yeah.

Those things have definitely fucking happened before.

The, uh, the come on mock, that is, I've heard that more times than I could ever fucking care to in a lifetime.

So unless you are legitimately that person, and again, if you're that person, I'm probably trying to cruise right by you. But if you are, if you think the cool joke to make about fucking Boston is the accent, like nobody fucking thinks it's cool in or outside of Boston. Shut the fuck up with the accent. It's so tired and so lazy.

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