First Date Flops | Reading Reddit Stories

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4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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These dating stories just keep getting worse. This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile and Liquid IV. Go to http://mintmobile.com/pitreddit to cut your wireless bill to 25 bucks a month. Go to http://liquidiv.com and use code PITREDDIT to get 20% off your order. 0:00-1:16 Intro 1:17-6:31 Went to the gym instead of my date https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheButtface/comments/14dwblr/aitb_for_canceling_a_date_but_then_going_to_the/ 6:32-13:40 I got a waitress fired https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/112memx/aitb_for_getting_waitress_fired_because_she/ 13:41-21:34 Asked my ex bf to be my best man https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/14j8vqk/i_forgot_i_dated_my_best_man_really/ 21:35-27:05 Dating someone who still sleeps with their ex https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/149b5e1/27m_dating_a_24f_that_still_sleeps_with_her_ex/ 27:06-29:24 Sponsors! 29:25-35:28 I got revenge on a pushy guy https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/12topd5/how_i_got_back_at_a_pushy_guy_on_a_bad_first_date/ 35:29-43:37 Friend tried to crash my date https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14fn5oc/aita_for_telling_a_friend_i_did_not_want_her_to/ 43:38-50:10 She forgot we already dated https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/14lgbk5/dont_think_she_realises_weve_dated_before/ 50:11-55:19 Tinder led to this?? https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/te15o7/if_someone_had_told_me_that_downloading_tinder/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Vida Robbins & Luke Baker Director Of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Pit - AP: Kimmy Jimenez AD: Jacqi Jones Art Director: Cassie Vance Art - Asst Dir.: Erin Kuschner Art Coord.: Alex Aguilar Art Intern: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Camera Operator: Vida Robbins Camera Operator: Jon Wong Content Manager: Lizzy Jones Digital Content Intern: JJ Guidry Dir. Audience Dev & Distro: Rachel Evans DIT/AE: Matt Duran Dir. Of Photography: Brennan Iketani GFX: Brittany Hobbs Post Manager: Luke Baker Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Asst: Marcus Munguia Production Manager: Jacqi Jones Sr. Dir. Of Production: Zoe Moacanin Talent Coord: Selina Garcia Wardrobe Supervisor: Alicia Balderas OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What kind of weekend are you in the mood for?
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0:27.1	Welcome back to more wild Reddit stories.
0:30.3	Today I'm joined by Chance and Courtney.
0:33.1	Welcome back, both of you.
0:35.0	You both have been here at least like three times?
0:38.2	Twice?
0:39.0	I think twice or three times.
0:44.7	What the heck?
0:46.0	Okay.
0:47.0	I like it.
0:48.5	So these stories today, the light theme here is like casual dating.
0:53.4	It's a good theme. We've covered it on a lot of Reddit stories.
0:56.0	So it's less relationships.
0:58.0	More, less relationships, more just like casual,
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