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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

Toucher and Rich, presented by Fandall Sportsbook on the SportsHound. Oh, that's funky, that's funky.

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky.

This is Tudger and Rich.

We got John Wallach, Ryan Johnston, and I can't escape it.

I was raised white trash.

I still have the white trash gene inside of me, and so I enjoy a good fireworks explosion.

I like when things are blown up in my front yard, and I love the yearly trip to the border in order to get a bunch of crap. And I usually don't even get like the super expensive ones. I get like the, you know, the dumb ones. Like the, one of the ones that you light, they're like silver and they just go like 10 feet in the air and they go in a circle and they just explode. It's like like the kind of anti-climactic ones are my favorite ones.

My childhood is what that is.

Yeah, like the chickens that shoot the flaming things out of its ass.

It's like, and it makes that sad sound and falls over.

But what is the statute of limitations on getting pissed at fireworks being launched?

Like how many days, because it always happens.

Like, how many days after the 4th of July?

Because there's always, like, you know, on the 5th or the 6th, some people who launch them at night.

And there's, like, at what point is it like, all right, we're done?

It's kind of like wearing your metal when you you know

finish the Boston marathon you get

like you get one day to wear it

like the next day you can wear it around town and then that's

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