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🗓️ 24 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the Glass Cannon Network, the studio together for some time. |
| 0:22.7 | You know, Jen Con happened, and then we had several vacations and recordings that we were going to do. |
| 0:29.0 | We decided, you know what, let's just keep practicing the new game, play offline, just play remotely. |
| 0:33.4 | So we didn't come to the studio. |
| 0:34.7 | So I was very excited to come in today until I opened the door, |
| 0:38.7 | and it smelled like someone had opened a dozen boxes of assholes. |
| 0:46.0 | Boxed assholes. |
| 0:47.1 | Boxes of assholes like, here's an asshole delivery. |
| 0:50.2 | Sign here, please. |
| 0:52.1 | It was the worst smell, and I was like, do we did we just abandon this place? Well, it smelled like something that died in the studio. Like, yeah, several, like a family of rats got lost and they all perished and ate each other. I remember we hadn't been in here and so long it would make sense. Like, any number of rats died in here. That we normally have could have died in here. |
| 1:12.0 | So bad. |
| 1:12.6 | Like probably a ton of rats died. |
| 1:14.0 | I was like, oh, someone must have knocked over the trash can and then shadow. |
| 1:17.7 | Probably, that's probably what happened. |
| 1:19.9 | Somebody probably snuck in, probably shit in the trash can. |
| 1:23.5 | Maybe one of the property brothers was squatting here. |
| 1:26.8 | We got a real stinky neighbor, but turns out it wasn't that at all because I walked in I'm like, what is going on in here? I wasn't going to say anything because I don't want to be rude. Maybe it was like, oh, I'm sorry, I got to take the trash out. I pooped in there. You weren't going to say anything. You said something immediately. I know. The smell was so bad. I was like, I think something's wrong. I think something's really wrong. Yeah, whoever did that, we're going to get him. And I look at Sidney and she's just eating a bucket of green. It wasn't the green. It wasn't the green. It wasn't the green. What happened? I bought, I bought, I didn't have breakfast this morning and I was running late and I went into the Japanese |
| 2:06.0 | supermarket that we love that's super close by. |
| 2:08.8 | And they don't have a lot of the food out yet because it's so early in the morning. |
| 2:11.7 | I was like, I'll just get like a seaweed salad and I'll get some kimchi because I love kimchi. |
| 2:16.0 | And I didn't think about sort of on an atomic level what those two food items would do when I cracked open. |
| 2:24.4 | In an unventilated box that we live in. |
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