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The Empty Bowl

Fifty-Three

The Empty Bowl

Justin McElroy

Health & Fitness

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This is the fifty-third episode of The Empty Bowl, in which the Monster Cereals meet Scooby-Doo, Cap'n Crunch respects his chests, and Justin tries an impossibly pink cereal.

Transcript

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0:30.0

Whenever there are storms, clouding the sky, sometimes it can be overwhelming and to

0:51.6

feel like one is surrounded by clouds, but it's important to remember that if you were

0:57.0

to fly upwards through the darkness, through the clouds and the lightning, through the

1:02.9

storms, at the top you would find a sunny, shiny, smiling sun with two giant scoops

1:13.8

of raisins because that kind of ugly is what the sun looks like.

1:19.9

Hello and welcome to the empty bowl of meditative podcast about cereal.

1:24.4

My name is Justin McAroy and I am a cereal enthusiast and my name is Dan Goubert and I am

1:32.8

whatever the opposite of a cereal plumber would be because I love me a good news leak.

1:40.2

And that is a great way of describing what's been happening in the cereal world.

1:45.4

We're going to get to all that.

1:47.4

We've got news.

1:48.6

We've got reviews.

1:55.6

We've got beloved cereal, character, cereals and so much more.

1:59.2

A lot of great stuff.

2:01.4

So what is required of you?

2:03.0

Well friend, it's easy.

2:04.8

You sit or stand or walk.

2:07.9

Whatever you're doing, your physical form is irrelevant.

2:10.7

But we would ask that you for the next half hour just kind of try to think about cereal.

2:16.8

You're going to sleep in which case we bitch you could night.

2:20.2

We hope you're going to have a pleasant dream.

2:21.9

We'll try to keep things quiet for you.

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