Fifty Cent Sniffs | This Past Weekend #224

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo announces an exciting new project, reminisces about a very particular scent from his childhood, and listens to some voicemails on gratitude and bringing families together. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter promo code THEO for $5 off your first order of $15 or more Dollar Shave Club Visit https://DollarShaveClub.com/THEO to receive the Ultimate Shave Starter Set for just $5 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name Aaron Rasche Aaron Stein Aaron Wayne Anselmi Adam Cox Adam White Adriana Hernandez Aidan Duffy Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Sideris Alex Wang Alexa harvey Alexander Contreras Allison Jones Amanda Hosseini Amanda Sherman Amelia Andrew Valish Andy Mac Angel Perez Angelo Raygun Angie Angeles Anna Winther Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Anthony Schultz Ashley Hall Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Beau Adams Yoga Beau Birkholz Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Ben Limes Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Big Easy Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Brandon Hoffman Brian Martinez Brian Szilagyi Bryan Reinholdt Bryant Combs Bubba Hodge cal ector California Outlaw Campbell Sieg Hile Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Casey Rudesill Cassandra Miller Cassie Wilson Chad Saltzman CharCheezy Charley Dunham chris Christian Coyne Christian from Bakersfield Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Clint Lytle Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Cory Alvarez Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Dan Ray Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook Dave Engelman David Christopher david r prins David Smith David Witkowski David Wyrick deadpieface Deanna Smith Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Dirty Steve DoMoreKid Donald blackwell Doug C Drew Munoz Dusty Baker Dwehji Majd Dylan Clune Em Jay Erin Weatherford Fast Eddie Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gabriel Almeda Garrett Blankenship Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Glasford Productions Grace Jenson Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary Haley Brown Hayden Chighizola J Garcia Jacob Ortega Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James banks James Bown James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jami Sta Jason Bragg Jayce Simmons Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jeremy West Jerry Zhang Jesse Witham Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Desrosiers Joey Piemonte John Bowles John Kutch John Slade Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Joseph Wuttunee Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaitlin Mak Karen Sullivan Katy Doyle Kelly Elliott Ken Comstock Ken Melvin Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kevin Fleury Kevtron Kiera Parr Kirk Cahill Kishalin Konrad Smaga kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Laura Williams Lauren Cribb Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Linsey Lorell “Loretta” Ray Luke Bennett Madeline Garland Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Mark Glassy Mark Worrilow Matt Eckenrode Matt Holland Matt Kaman Matt Leftwich Matt McKeen Matt Nichols Matthew Azzam Matthew David Matthew Price Matthew Sizemore Matthew Snow Max Bowden Meaghan Lewis MEDICATED VETERAN Megan Andersen-Hall megan Wrynn Meghan LaCasse Michael E. Ganzermiller Michael polcaro Michael Senkpiel Micky Maddux Mike Mikocic Mike montague Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mike Sarno Mike Vo Mitchell Watson Mona McCune Natalie Stanley Ned Arick Nick Butcher Nick Lindenmayer Nick Roma Niko Ferrandino Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell Nyx Ballaine Alta OK Old McTronald Old Scroat Mccrackin Owen Lide Paddy jay Patrick Gries Paul Flores Paul Lococo Peter Craig Peter Shea PF24 Gang Gang Qie Jenkins Rachael Edwards Rachel Warburton Randal L. Nu Ranger Rick Rashelle Raymond Renee Nicol Roar Hanasand Robert Doucette Robyn Tatu Rohail Ruben Prado Ryan Alves Ryan Crafts Ryan Forrest Ryan Garcia Ryan Hawkins Ryan Jordan Ryan Riley Ryan Walsh Ryan Wolfe Sagar Jha Sam Illgen Samantha O'Neil Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Scott Scott Lucy Scott Swain Scott Wilson Sean Frakes Sean Scott Season Vaughan Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shannon Schulte Shawn-Leigh henry Shona MacArthur Sonja Prazic Stacy Blessing Stahn Johnson Stepfan Jefferies Stephen Selph Stephen Trottier Steve Corlew Steven Stoody Sungmin Choe Suzanne O'Reilly Taylor Beall thatdudewiththepaperbag The Asian Hamster Thee shitfaced chef TheGremlin Cafe Theo Wren Thomas Adair Thomas Hunsell II Tim Bonventre Tim Greener Tim Ozcelik Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus todd vesterse Tom Cook Tom in Rural NC Tom Kostya Tom Reichardt Tommy From England Tommy Redditt Travis Simpson Travis Vowell Trevor Fatheree Tugzy Mills Ty Oliver Tyler Harrington (TJ) Tyler Shaver Vanessa Amaya Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Morris William Reid Peters xTaCx Stretch Yvonne Zak Stufflebeam Zech Johnson Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, I'm on the way to work, I stop, okay?
0:08.0	And I get me a coffee, one of them cafe cups, you know?
0:12.7	And I've been pining for it all morning.
0:14.9	I mean, I've been pining like a damn forest.
0:19.5	You know, and I hadn't had any cafe all morning.
0:23.9	And then I was, you know, I know, okay, when I head into the studio, almost stop, I'm going
0:28.9	to get me that frothy brown hitter, that, that, you know, that zipper full of just brackish.
0:37.5	And I like that coffee dirty, bray.
0:40.8	You know what I'm saying?
0:41.8	I like a little bit, like a scoop of the dang, like somebody just scooped some, some
0:46.4	of the Mississippi River into a cafe cup and presented it at me.
0:53.7	That's how I like it.
0:55.4	I like my shit got a little bit of sweat in it, you know?
0:59.4	I like that dirty cup, you know, I like that cup of coffee that I might test positive
1:04.6	for a little something, bray, you know?
1:07.9	The kind of stuff, if you, if you mailed a couple drops in the ancestries, internet thing
1:14.8	or whatever, they come back at you like damn, this shit, you know?
1:22.1	This shit's got tomato base in it, this stuff got a little bit of caffeine.
1:27.2	You know, this shit's 9%, savanna, heron, african.
1:31.9	I like that coffee, I like that dirty cup.
1:35.6	But I'm at the place, I park, I get out of my vehicle and bam, right as I open the door,
1:42.0	actually, I'm opening the door and car hits my, hits my door, boom, just lit it up.
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