Welcome to bedtime stories for everyone, in which nothing much happens.

You feel good, and then you fall asleep.

I'm Catherine Nicolai.

I read and write all the stories you hear on nothing much happens, with audio engineering

by Bob Wittersheim.

We are about to celebrate the two-year anniversary of my book, also called Nothing Much Happens.

It is beautifully illustrated.

It has a map in the front, so you can see where all your favorite locations in the village

of nothing much are.

It has recipes, it has self-care rituals, 16 stories you've never heard before.

It has an index of coziness, so you can look stories up by things like socks, tea, or

cats.

It's been published in dozens of countries around the world, and it's available in print,

and as an audiobook.

Since I was a child, it has been the dream of my life to write and publish a book.

My wildest dreams came true, and now I dream even wilder.

Find my book at your favorite bookshop, library, or get an autographed copy at nothingmuchappens.com.

Now I have a story to tell you.

It's simple, and not much happens in it, and that's the idea.

The story is a soft place to rest your mind.

A simple and pleasant way to occupy it, so that it doesn't wander away and keep you up.

All you need to do is listen in a relaxed way.

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