Festivus for the rest of us
WIBC 9AM-Noon Podcast
WIBC
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🗓️ 23 December 2024
⏱️ 2 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Pat Sullivan here to remind you to stop putting screens on your gutters. |
| 0:03.5 | Better to schedule a free estimate with the local experts at gutter helmet. |
| 0:07.3 | So you stay off the ladder. |
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| 0:14.9 | If you're finding that holiday cheer is hard to come by, there's an alternative for you. |
| 0:24.2 | You can, of course, celebrate Festivus. |
| 0:31.1 | That's today. Today is Festivus. Festivus for the rest of us. Yeah. A day reserved in history for all who feel that, well, normal holiday traditions don't quite fit the bill. It was December 18th, 1997, when Festivus was born to the mainstream. |
| 0:43.3 | And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. |
| 0:51.3 | And is there a tree? |
| 0:52.3 | No, instead there's a pole. |
| 0:55.6 | Requires no decoration. |
| 0:57.8 | I find tinsel distracting. |
| 1:02.4 | Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch. |
| 1:04.0 | Let's do it then. |
| 1:04.4 | All right. |
| 1:05.7 | Festivis is back. |
| 1:07.9 | I'll get the pole out of the crawl's face. |
| 1:12.9 | For those of you that don't know or aren't familiar with this, this is a classic Seinfeld episode from, geez, 25 years ago now or more. |
| 1:17.2 | 1997 is when it debuted. |
| 1:18.6 | Where the whole basis was George's father, when George was young, created this fake holiday |
| 1:24.9 | to compete with Christomis. I believe his dad tells the story about |
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