Hey kids, it's me Kevin Smith.

And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.

That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless version of me.

And that's the name of our podcast, beardless d-de-less me.

I'm the old one.

I'm the young one.

And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard.

Sounds innocent, doesn't it?

A lot of cussing.

A lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show.

We're not quite sure.

We're still figuring it out.

It's a work in progress.

Listen to Beardless Me on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

You say you never give it into a meltdown.

Never let kids' toys take over the house.

And never fill your feet with kid photos.

You'd never plan your life around their schedule.

Never lick your thumb to clean their face.

And you'd never let them leave the house looking like less than their best.

You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it.

Never let them stay up too late.

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