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🗓️ 30 November 2013
⏱️ 72 minutes
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The returning Champ discusses his rampant, wild, long-term drug use. It's insane. By the end of the episode, you too will feel like you're on drugs.
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0:00.0 | Yeah, hey, we're back. Yeah, uh, champs again. Yeah, we're champs. We're we're banging these |
0:06.6 | motherfuckers. Hey, do you like glasses? Yeah, most should do. I do because I can't see shit |
0:12.0 | without these glasses. Sometimes I want another pair and I don't want to go to the store |
0:16.4 | because I'm morbidly obese. So what do you do? I go to WarbyParker.com to get myself |
0:21.5 | some new glasses. You send them a bunch of five different frames that you want. They send |
0:26.0 | them to you in the mail. You try them on. You go, yes. Say that again. WarbyParker. Right. |
0:30.8 | You go online. You say, I like this frame, this frame, this frame, five of that. Then they |
0:36.3 | send you the frames. You put them on in an envelope in a box. Right. Not just a clanky old envelope. |
0:42.3 | It's a box with different sections. Put them on. You go, ooh, I have picked these special |
0:47.0 | adorable glasses. I want these sent them to your prescription. You send them all the |
0:51.9 | frames back and they send you a brand new pair of glasses that you can see shit with. |
0:55.8 | Right. They do charge money, though. Yes, but it's 99 bucks. Right. Not very much money. |
1:00.5 | Which I don't know much about glasses. That's not very much money. I have paid a lot more than |
1:04.0 | that for the glasses I am currently wearing. So go to WarbyParker.com. Yeah. Forward slash. |
1:10.4 | Yeah, let's go with the champs. I don't even remember if they didn't. Yeah, they must. We must, |
1:14.5 | right? Yeah. There's a code. The champs. Put it in. Yeah. You'll will right now splice in the |
1:18.7 | information. The champs. And that's what it was. We've got some stand updates coming up. |
1:24.4 | So listen, if you want to come see me on New Year's Eve, I will be at the Masonic |
1:28.3 | Auditorium in San Francisco. That'll be a lot of fun. Doing sketchfest. Maybe we're doing |
1:33.3 | the live champs and sketchfest. We don't know yet. We haven't, we don't know yet, but it might |
1:37.1 | happen this year. Felipe, what you got? Well, so I also own a pair of those glasses, by the way. |
1:44.5 | All right. Warby Parker. Yeah. Nice. Let's begin. |
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