Felipe Esparza (Last Comic Standing Winner)

The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

The Champs

4.7 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2012

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The Champs welcome their first Latino guest, Filipe Esparza, to discuss the time he bit a dude's ear off after watching "Terminator 2" while he was hight on PCP. his mulitple stints in rehab, and meeting his daughter on myspace.

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0:00.0	Hi, everybody. This is Neil Brennan, one of the champs. Hey, uh, real quick. Do us a favor tens of
0:06.1	thousands of you listen to this shit and only a handful of you rate us and, and uh, fucking
0:11.7	fave us and shit on iTunes. So do that because it makes our ratings go up, et cetera, et cetera,
0:17.5	then we're more popular than you've got near the talk of your friends because you go, like,
0:22.5	dude, I was into the champs. Have you heard the book and, uh, Blake Griffin episode? It's a good one.
0:27.0	Um, so that's so go do that now. It's really simple. You're already logged into iTunes. You
0:31.2	don't have to fill anything out. Just star us five stars and write something nice. All right. Uh,
0:35.1	anyway, I'm going to be in, uh, Denver, May 24, 25, 26, 27. I'm going to be in Baltimore, June
0:44.9	seven, eight, nine. And I'm going to be in Providence on June 15. So please come fuck with me.
0:53.7	Hey, it's Mosher Casher, your boy. Uh, I'm going to be at the, uh, Pittsburgh improv May 31,
0:59.5	June 3, and at Bonaroo, the music festival, uh, just go to Bonaroo.com. And I got no more dates
1:05.2	because your boy just got a job writing for the new normal on the show on NBC. So I have canceled
1:09.5	all my standup dates and I'm going to be writing like a motherfucker. Fuck with me. I'll still
1:12.8	fuck with the champs though. Hey, this is Doug. I am going to be in Chicago, July 27th with Tim
1:20.0	Heidecker and Neil Hamburger. And then we're going to be in Madison, the 28th and the 29th in Milwaukee,
1:26.8	in July. So everybody, Felipe, as far as, uh, or be at the John Love, it's comedy club, June 21st through
1:34.2	the 23rd. And then Denver improv, Denver improv, San Jose improv, check out my webpage for leopardsworld.com
1:42.7	Twitter me at funny Felipe. All right. Let's fuck with the champs. Come on, y'all. Fucking with the chips.
1:49.9	No. Fucking with fucking with the champs. Fucking with the champs.
1:58.7	Fucking with the champs. Ladies and gentlemen, you have made it through perhaps the longest date, uh,
2:05.4	run down that we've ever done, but probably the most artistic and we're going to do school closings
2:10.0	after that. Yeah, for, for snow. Um, look, it's the champs, everybody.
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