Feits Thinks He Wants a Kid Ft. Mike Feeney
KFC Radio
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 17.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2023
⏱️ 129 minutes
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Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:09 When will KFC get an umbrella 05:03 Feits "salt shaker"-esc flight 15:06 KFC is the worst millionaire ever 19:51 Jackie had to be sent home from the Barstool Christmas Party 32:44 Falling asleep in bar bathrooms 39:16 Feits wants a kid 43:27 Feits' RIDICULOUS new purchase 54:47 Hanging with the boys vs getting laid 01:13:45 Mike Feeney Interview +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Pirate Water: Go to https://drinkpiratewater.com to find Pirate Water in a location near you or order on gopuff BetterHelp: KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/KFC today to get 10% off your first month. Solo Stove: Run, don’t walk, to https://solostove.com to pick up the limited-edition Snoop Stove and join Snoop in going smokeless for good. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/kfcfree and use code kfcfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple |
| 0:04.4 | Podcast Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.2 | I'm never stopping. I don't care this. I just love this sweet sweet nicotine. |
| 0:14.4 | What's it gonna take for me and I'm gonna take for me and I'm gonna lump you in on this I think I don't know to become an umbrella guy |
| 0:25.0 | What's it gonna take I you have an umbrella today I did not have an umbrella today. I'm not I'm not not an umbrella guy I don't really ever use them but I also I have one I only use it if it's like |
| 0:39.2 | torrential down so like today how could, how could I not get an umbrella thing? |
| 0:46.0 | How could I not grab an umbrella? |
| 0:47.0 | Is it raining right now? |
| 0:48.0 | Bro, I mean, it's like biblical rain, my kids had a two hour delay because a rain |
| 0:55.1 | my entire backyard is flooded |
| 0:58.4 | uh... |
| 0:59.8 | look at the weather saw it was gonna rain rain all day, saw it on the news, talked to people, and then I just don't grab an umbrella. |
| 1:07.0 | That's, it's like rock bottom for not umbrella usage. |
| 1:10.0 | If I'm not going to use an umbrella today, I don't think I'm ever going to use an umbrella. |
| 1:14.0 | What the fuck is wrong with me? What's it going to take? I feel like I'm at, it's like an alcoholic |
| 1:19.2 | at rock bottom. I'm on my 50 UI, I just like ran over some kids and he |
| 1:23.4 | like, what's it gonna take for you stop drinking? |
| 1:25.0 | Like, what's it gonna take for me to just be like, |
| 1:26.9 | get the umbrella? |
| 1:27.8 | But you're not wet? |
| 1:28.8 | Well, this is my second thing. |
| 1:31.0 | What do you think of the move of the j- holding the jacket over the |
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