Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where every week we give our mega church a tiny family feel by introducing you to members of our church staff

and people from our community, it's a treat and a treasure.

Per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry

called Climax. Please welcome Gray Haz. I'm hyped to infinity because I'm lit on the Trinity,

Halley. How are you? I am so glad to be with you here today. How are you doing? How are your

Climax kids, Gray? Hallie, things are just absolutely popping off at Climax. I am probably the first ever youth pastor

to get an official corporate sponsorship for my youth group. So cool. What's the sponsorship?

Well, as you know, I oftentimes will go to the Christian Silicon Valley, but basically

it's a Christian Silicon Valley meetup that it has every year in southern part of Indiana.

Yeah, I do.

And this year, I met some really awesome guys.

I don't like to name names, but Jake SpidMan and Pesky Leroux, they're just two

awesome guys that were in climax when they were teenagers. Then they went on to start Silicon

Valley, the Christian version of it in Southern Indiana. And they came to me with this amazing idea for an app that they're doing called Bible Bump.

I already love it.

And what it is, Hallie, is, do you know that feature on your iPhone?

If you place your iPhone sort of tip to tip with another iPhone and move them around,

and it transfers your contact information

into the other person's phone and vice versa. Oh, cool. Well, this one, Bible bump, you put it on your

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