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🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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0:31.0 | I have bad news for you today. |
0:35.1 | Wednesday, February 5th, 2025. |
0:45.2 | I lost my job. I did. I lost my job. I was on my USA mission in Syria teaching Hamas and ISIS how to properly gender their trans goat herds and USAID cut by funding. |
0:59.5 | I was making $5.7 billion a year. |
1:05.8 | Sucks, you know, sucks. |
1:08.3 | I was this close to getting ready to go to Afghanistan |
1:11.4 | to go teach the Taliban about DEI. |
1:16.2 | You know, they're not very diverse over there. |
1:19.0 | The Taliban doesn't know that diversity is our strength. |
1:23.1 | And they still have gendered bathrooms in Kabul. |
1:26.8 | Did you know this? |
1:28.5 | So I was gonna go change all of the Taliban tribal leaders' names to Z and Zaire pronouns. |
1:36.9 | And all of the bathrooms in the couple to be non-bionaire. But USA cut my funding. That was going to be another $7.9 billion |
1:49.3 | that I was going to make doing that mission, the mission of service for the taxpayer. |
1:55.8 | And USA'd cut my funding. And so I'm just really upset about it. just so you know I just I got nothing I got nothing |
2:04.1 | love you and me now right and find me a sub stack okay find me on my substack and if you need any |
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