What up everybody? Before we get started, I wanted to read one of the funniest posts that I've read on the fortnight Reddit.

And this is from last weekend's server outage.

So it's no longer applicable, but hey, I wanted to share with you guys.

It's probably because I can relate so much.

But hopefully you guys enjoyed as much as I did.

And it was done by XRP 1X and he says well I am not happy with

EPIC I've got to tell you EPIC I'm pretty pissed I was onto a good man, a free game that happens to be awesome. A game it turns

out I'm also pretty good at, but you had to go and spoil it. Not cool man. I'm on the game constantly. It's my drug of choice. But with the cues

yesterday and today coupled with not being able to join with my mates, I had to turn it off. Not a biggie, you would think. Well, that's where the problem

began. I had to go and sit with a person who also lives in my house. I think she's called

the wife. Well, at the time of switching Fort Knight off, she happened to be watching

Britain's got X Factor, who can strictly dance while doing something. My poor eyes,

F me, they still hurt. Normally I shield myself from such hideous

TV as I'm playing your game. But I had to sit through nearly two hours of this nonsense.

Plus, I had a constant threat of her killing me

if I didn't shut the F up or piss off

back to the PlayStation.

Please, EPIC, sort yourselves out.

If I have to watch any more TV or sit in the same room as that woman,

then there are the kids, or at least I think they are my kids,

as they keep referring to me as dad.

Due to your game, I now have super-human highly sensitive hearing. I'm able to hear our postman approaching on foot from nearly 50 foot away and tell the direction of a gunshot from 200 meters.

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