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🗓️ 3 October 2016
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Man, I am so grateful for all the people that donate money. It's amazing to me that we are able to make this show because people donate by going to patreon.com |
0:10.8 | Sush, we have concerns. It's not amazing. I mean, I'm pretty blown away by it. |
0:15.8 | I just wanted more energy out of me. I was hoping maybe that drink your coffee. |
0:30.0 | There's a guy who builds a bed. There's a specialist in that. Get it from him. This is we have concerns. Hi, Jeff. |
0:41.0 | Can I have any carbon? Hello concern citizens. Anthony, you know, the show is called We Have Concerns. Yes. I do know that. |
0:47.6 | And I, we don't want to test me. I've been paying attention. Good. Thank you. Here we are. |
0:53.1 | 340 episodes in something like that. I have not been paying attention to that. Yeah, right. |
0:57.8 | One of my biggest concerns in the world, I don't think I've ever brought up. Actually, two of my biggest concerns in the world. |
1:04.4 | I think about way more often than I should. All right. You ready for this? Ready. |
1:09.6 | Appendicitis. Okay. Kidney stones. Terrified of both. I think they're always going to happen. Always thinking about them happening. |
1:17.8 | When I was a kid, I asked my mother if I could go in for a voluntary appendectomy. Yeah, because there was a plot point in like every 80s sitcom |
1:30.1 | where somebody would all of a sudden feel really awful and have a pen to cite as I remember it was on growing pains. |
1:35.8 | I want to say they did it on the Cosby show. Like they did a lot of shows. My mom took me aside one day and said, |
1:41.4 | if you ever have a pain in your belly right about here. Yeah. And so every day I was like, is this the moment? |
1:47.9 | Because she's like, you know, sometimes you're like, let's just in a pre-AIDS world. Did we have nothing else to worry about? |
1:52.0 | I guess. I guess. I don't know. But I'm telling you through my entire life, |
1:56.1 | anytime anything good is about to happen to me or I have a thing that's planned that I'm really excited for |
2:00.7 | or I get a good job and I'm really excited to do it. I always think, is this the time when the appendicitis is going to hit? |
2:05.7 | Or the kidney stone is going to happen? Well, that's the thing is I always wanted to go in. I asked her if I could if I could voluntarily |
2:13.4 | have my appendix and my tonsils removed. Just take them all out. Actually, that does track with you. |
2:18.6 | You're just like, remove all the weak parts. They serve no purpose. |
2:23.0 | They clearly just get removed and all they are there to do is cause you pain randomly. I don't want to leave the potential. |
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