Farts, Felines, and Financial Follies
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a comedy podcast completely derails—in the best possible way.
The gang kicks things off by diving headfirst into the weird lies we were all told as kids. You know, the essentials: quicksand being everywhere, spontaneous combustion lurking around every corner, and the very real threat of untied shoelaces ending your entire existence. Turns out adulthood is mostly bills and back pain… not dodging ninjas or escaping vines like Indiana Jones.
Then things get weird (yes, weirder) with a story about a school bus driver who made a very questionable mid-route decision. Was it a medical emergency? A lapse in judgment? Or just the worst timing in human history? The crew debates it like only a comedy podcast can—equal parts concern and “what were you thinking, dude?”
We also get into relationship talk, because nothing says romance like discussing debt, STDs, and when it’s socially acceptable to fart in front of your partner. Spoiler: the room is divided, alliances are broken, and trust issues are formed.
Oh—and speaking of trust issues… we may or may not have uncovered video evidence of a studio fart incident. There’s an investigation. There’s denial. There’s forensic-level analysis happening. It’s basically CSI: Rizz Show, and nobody is safe.
Throw in toddler psychology hacks (apparently yelling “Jessica” fixes everything?), childhood nostalgia, and some truly questionable life advice, and you’ve got another perfectly unhinged episode of your favorite comedy podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
| 0:05.6 | They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, and what the debris on the road can do to our cars and our tires. |
| 0:12.9 | Dobbs keeps us rolling with the best new tire prices in town guaranteed. |
| 0:17.4 | And they've got locations all over the place, staffed with expert techs who take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you drive, hybrids, EVs, everything. And with the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville, Overland and Waterloo, full service, tire and auto service has never been more convenient. And here's something you can't get at just any auto shop. They're fixed forever warranty guarantees to parts and labor on their auto services for as long as you own the car. |
| 0:41.3 | Dobbs Digital Vehicle Inspections, send real photos, videos, and explanations from ASC certified techs right to your phone |
| 0:48.0 | so you could see what they see and make informed decisions for your vehicle. |
| 0:52.1 | Schedule your service online 24-7 at go-to-dobs.com. That's go-to-dobs.com. Hey, bro, weirdest thing is happening at the game. This guy sitting next to me says, you're our good luck charm. Every time I crack a bud light, we score a touchdown. Now his entire family wants to buy me Bud Lights. |
| 1:12.9 | I think I'm some kind of a football profit. |
| 1:13.7 | Talk soon. |
| 1:14.8 | The team needs me. |
| 1:20.2 | Anything for Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of the NFL. |
| 1:21.8 | Stock Up Today. |
| 1:23.6 | Enjoy responsibly. |
| 1:26.6 | Copyright 2025 Anheuser-Busch, but like beer, St. Louis, Missouri. |
| 1:32.1 | The choice of lawyers is an important decision and should not be based solely on advertisements. |
| 1:35.3 | Think it'll cost too much to get a lawyer after an accident? |
| 1:36.3 | Here's a fact. |
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| 1:46.0 | Rizuto. Hey! |
| 1:47.0 | Hello. |
| 1:50.0 | What's up, Brown? |
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